[Someone doesn't sound very thrilled.] If anyone was wondering, pretty sure Superman's officially left the building. Or city in this case. It's been awhile and he hasn't come back yet so I don't think he's going to be any time soon. One less present to get, I guess ( Read more... )

[The feed clicks on to show... what is mostly kind of blurry red shapes against a white background. After a moment, though, the focus improves, and anyone looking at it long enough can probably realise that the red shapes are letters - but backwards. Yes, this is the back of something, and the message on the outside reads "ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ( Read more... )

[Filtered to Tim][He smiles and he's... hoping to the high heavens that it looks as natural as it can.] So, buddy. I know you're good with technology and I know you're going to be curious but I've got a message to make I'm gonna lock away from you. I'm planning on doing something around Halloween for you and, well, it's not going to be a surprise ( Read more... )

[Conner holds up his dog tags and waves them around, not looking thrilled at all.] So let me get this straight. I'm supposed to just go to this MAC apartment place and stay there for who knows how long? Sorry, but not happening. I've got someone to get back to and if I'm gone and Krypto's gone, then she's all on her own and I'm not going to let ( Read more... )

Oh hi there, Network. I was going to say that I haven't been sucked inside my xbox lately, but I think even people who just got ported into today would be going "Dude, we know you just found your comm inside a Cheetos wrapper when you were looking for your headset."

And they'd be wrong.

It was a empty bag of sunflower seeds.So ( Read more... )

[ The feed starts with a close-up of a giant plastic tub. The label says that it used to have pretzel rods. It has been washed out and repurposed to hold candy corn ( Read more... )

[ Kon keeps hesitating in his delivery - he's really not sure if this merits calling someone else in, but there's still some pleading involved in his voice. ]

So... Rob got in and was kinda... not himself. Like he's been a little off lately, but this was...

Ok, normally he's pretty internalized, but there was lamp-throwing. And then the way he ( Read more... )

[ Kon is in a kitchen. Those in the know would recognize it as the Titans' kitchen. He's trying to open up a jar of grape jelly as he talks. He's audibly annoyed ( Read more... )

[ There's a tv on somewhere offscreen, tuned into coverage of the volcano eruption. Kon is seated in front of the camera, in a white t-shirt and glasses, trying to ignore it. He only turned it on to find out what day it was ( Read more... )

What's up, network? Everybody have a good day today? I did. Went to the mall, picked up a malt on the way home, played some video games. Only it got really, really weird.

Someone broke into my bedroom. Thing is, they didn't take anything. They left stuff ( Read more... )